Elaborating on this story, I was so bad at that point I’d not even beaten 1-Tower, so when somebody did, I lookwd upon them with the sheer awe of the incompotent.
We made it forward, but then reached the athletic stage. We struggled at it for about 2 hours before scientifically concluding that the devs were cheating and it was impossible. Unfortunately, that meant we had to go back through the enemy on the mapp field, which was just a giant goomba, but we were scared of that too.
Eventually, we truly made it to 1-Castle, where our skills had been somewhat honed by our hours of jumping and being too scared to press the dash button.
And then we died by Iggy;s hands about 200 times.
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