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The Monkey's Paw


#101

(note the lack of complaints about the furry part)


#102

Granted, but now he never posts anything that would prove it.

I wish that the perfect Punch-Out!!! game will be released on the Nintendo Switch, and it will only cost a dollar.


#103

Granted, but it’s released long after the the Switch’s prime time.

I wish that I could be more creative


#104

Granted. You can no longer perceive or use anything associated with the color green

I wish that the next die I rolled would land on a 5


#105

Granted, in that it lands on a paper with a “5” printed on it. The die rolls a 2.

I wish that I could think of a good New Year’s resolution.


#106

Granted. Your New Year’s resolution is to kill off as many furries as possible.

I wish that Nuclear would always lose in every game he plays in from now on.


#107

How exactly is that a negative, again?


#108

You’d have to kill yourself at the end.


#109

Perfect. Time for my party trick to prove myself as a precog!


#110

Granted. Some guy named Nuclear now loses every game he plays in. @NuclearBurrito however is unaffected

I wish for an AI that would get me as many paperclips as possible


#111

Granted. A vendor named Al follows you around everywhere and sells you paperclips. (Al cannot be killed, harmed, stopped, or slowed down in any way)

I wish that @NuclearBurrito would lose every single game he plays in from now on.


#112

Pretty sure it would be possible to get more paperclips than that


#113

Granted. However he is in all of your ToL/FoL/FM games and always rolls the same faction as you

I wish that the anime No game no life would have a second season and that it would be amazing (and that I would be able to watch it as much as I wanted to)


#114

he’s a magic boi

you can’t steal from him either btw


#115

Yeah so it’s not granting my wish. He could be getting me more paper clips but he isn’t


#116

he can get you as many paperclips as possible, you just have to pay a ridiculous amount of money for it


#117

No. Because it is possible for him to give me more paperclips than I have money even if he doesn’t personally have enough for that


#118

(No Game No Life!)


#119

(HYYYYYPPEEEEE)


#120

Granted, the second season is a 10 seconds filler that you love so much you can’t stop watching.

I wish I had good aim.