Official Site | Discord | Steam | Twitter | Reddit | Twitch | FB | YouTube | Wikia

The Monkey's Paw


#81

Oh. Yeah I fixed it


#82

Granted, but it actually it’s just a change in your tastes and you love it just like it is now.

I wish I would not feel tired ever


#83

Granted. You fall into a coma, never to wake up again.

I wish that Marl changed his name to :b:arl.


#84

Granted but people still call him Marl just to annoy him

I wish the :b: emoji never existed


#85

Granted, it is replaced by the ‘:buh:’ emoji which looks perfectly identical to it.

I wish that I could win every 1v1 in Super Smash Bros Ultimate regardless of matchup.


#86

Granted but you are kicked out of online and brackets for cheating and no one wants to play with you because losing is no fun

I wish the :buh: emoji never existed


#87

Granted, it is replaced by ‘:buclearburrito:’ and looks identical to it.

I wish that I would not be kicked out of online and brackets because people realize that I’m just really good at the game.


#88

Granted. You are instead kicked out because you are an asshole who uses magical monkey paws to cheat at video games

I wish that this monkey paw was instead a lamp


#89

Granted, all wishes you did after the third one will never happen tho

I wish for a PC masterrace


#90

Granted. The computers gain sentience and take over the world, eradicating humans from existence.

I wish everyone subscribed to Pewdiepie.


#91

Granted. They also subscribe to T series as well and bots mean t series has more subs in the end

I wish @Firekitten would make at least 3 additional posts on this thread


#92

Granted. However, they’re all filled with gay furry porn.

I wish T Series lost all of their subscribers and got banned from YouTube forever.


SFoL 43 Infection II - (19/24) - Day 3 - Canned
#93

Granted however every other post in this thread lost their meaning and doesn’t exist. Unfortunately this also includes your wish.

I wish that max renamed themselves to nax


#94

how does this relate wtf

nah this doesn’t count k thx lol


#95

Granted. But N is now pronounced like an M

I wish that your post included gay furry porn


#96

Oh wait

I forgot to mention

Another channel was made with the exact same name except is named y series


#97

Also L series


#98

Granted, except looking at Firekitten’s posts now turns you into a gay furry forever.

I wish that Firekitten was good at this game.


#99

OH NOES! NOT MY SEXUALITY!!!


#100

wdym you were always a gay furry you just didn’t realize it