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Gatequest (Another CYOA Game)


#82

I flirt with the Guard


#83

I throw the pocket sand into the guard’s eyes


#84

The guard seems taken aback at being flirted at by this scruffy looking person of indeterminate gender, he is confused, then suddenly his eyes are full of sand


#85

I hurl the blinded guard onto the ground under the gate and close the gate on his neck


#86

the gate closes sideways so you sort of just push him a bit with the gate, two more guards arrive to see what’s going on


#87

I tell the guards that i’m not the criminal they are looking for


#88

the blinded guard tells the new guards that you are, in fact, the criminal they are looking for


#89

I swiftly kick the guard on the ground in the testicles and repeat
“I am not the criminal you are looking for”

with a jedi-hand-wave


#90

Guard 2 punches you in the face, yeowch


#91

I say “hit or miss”


#92

She says “hit” and punches you again, owie


#93

“guess you never miss huh”


#94

Both guards begin repeatedly punching you

in fact you die of punches


#95

You wake up in the cave again, except you feel different, like you’re in a new physical body

You conclude that your spirit is so determined to open that gate, that it created a new physical form

You wonder why your spirit didn’t just float through the gate


#96

I still feel the pain of punches even after death and rebirth

My Phantom Pain

Roll Metal Gear Solid 5 Credits


#97

You do indeed

You conclude that, as death is very painful, you should try and avoid it when possible


#98

While the fight gone on, I closed the gate.


#99

while the fight was going on you were being beaten to death


#100

“but I didn’t do anything”


#101

we are the same person