It’s a megauniversity. The fiend gets a degree on Chemistry here.
It has two dogs, one is hungry and the other needy.
This floor is filled with a bunch of grenades.
Also skulls but that’s expected by this point?
There is a guy complaining about the stairs. A lot.
All you see is a Priestess.
Seems like a reward floor?
Within inches of entering the room, you are suddenly teleported back to the ground floor.
A telepathic message says to you that floor 112 has collapsed and you have been… “saved”.
Good luck again.
An angry landlord is done putting up with the next floor’s resident.
They are screaming. A lot.
You enter a room where you must watch a For Honor Conqueror hip thrusting for four hours while the 11 year old manipulating them shouts obscenities at you.
You climb the long stairway to see a lot of For Honor Lawbringers, even though they’re on different teams, riding their poleaxe like they’re riding a horse/pony. Then you also see a Warlord teabagging an Orochi, shouting “LIGHT SPAM THIS, YOU PIECE OF-“
It’s just an entire server of Warden mains singing “Ave Maria”.
A room completely full of screens all playing random youtube videos.
A Raider lies dead, with a fist-sized dent in their helmet.
Scratched into the ground next to them is the word, “INCREDIBILIS”.
You are now being hunted.
the ironic part is that I’d worry least about a cent
you see a picture of a volcano, with many knights on their knees, praying to it. You see some other ones that reject the tradition, including a vortiger and sakura edge-walking together. Oh yeah, since you’re a dirty tiandi main now they’re all chasing after you. Including the edge-walking duo.
There is nothing in the room apart from a knife and a dead body. There is no blood on the knife. The only way to get out is to discover how the guy died.
Obv it wasn’t the knife, he probably got impaled on a sharp fence or something
Marcus is walking in a straight line, but there is a post deleter coming right for him
Oh god oh fuck he has airpods in
Oh god oh fucj
The Centurion’s coming.
You rush into the next room to find Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus arguing over who made “Old Town Road” great. You feel like this argument could go on forever, but they’re standing directly in the way of the staircase and neither seems intent on moving.