Arete's Ask-Me-Things Thread

Since apparently this was a thing a few months back.

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What’s the square root of life?

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Approximately 6.48.

What’s your square root of life?


This post, seeing as I wrote it.

Favorite movie?

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Picking favorites is hard.

I remember really liking Infinity War when it first came out (please don’t judge me), but I tried rewatching it at some point and couldn’t actually focus on it for the whole three hours.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

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fav song?

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That’s not a question, and I’ve never seen the relevant movie, but I guess you get an anecdote anyway?

At some point partway through my high school career, someone somehow caused one of the computers in the computer lab to replace all instances of the word “be” with the entire script of the Bee Movie. I’m not actually sure if the school ever managed to be technically competent enough to fix the issue.

(yes, this is a real story)

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“My Brother My Enemy,” from the musical Sundown: Whispers of Ragnarok.

what’s your opinion of jesters

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Fool-as-implemented-in-ToL is a fine class for ToL and a terrible one for FoL.

It’s also the only ToL neut class that I actually like playing, even if I’m bad at it.

(‘But Arete,’ you may ask, ‘how does one even manage to be bad at Fool?’ For this I may point you to a Fool game I had a few weeks ago where I claimed to have successfully visited the N1 jailed target on N1 and no one noticed for several days, even as I repeatedly TB’d players to say ‘Wait, those logs are wrong, 6 was jailed N1.’)

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what is your name

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Arete :^)

In all seriousness, I don’t like my actual real name, and I’m planning to change it once I figure out one that doesn’t suck. You all are welcome to provide suggestions if that’s the sort of thing you’re into.

(Unfortunately, all names ever are apparently terrible for some reason, it’s kind of a problem.)

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What is your quest

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To seek the Holy Grail.

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What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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African or European?

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i don’t know that

proceeds to get flung off the bridge

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