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#11261

Also that’s only 20 numbers god have mercy


#11262

Use this to remember all the dates of the solar eclipses. Travel back in time to medieval Europe, and claim that you are causing the solar eclipses, predicting each one perfectly
Be worshipped as a god


#11263

#11264

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The Haunted Bullet

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In terms of being unlucky, it’s hard to top Henry Zeigland – the man who thought he’d dodged fate. But perhaps it was all just poetic justice.

It all started in 1883, when he broke off a relationship with his girlfriend, who then killed herself from the distress. Her brother went so crazy that he vowed to kill Ziegland no matter what. He hunted him down and shot him. Believing him dead, the brother then turned the gun on himself and ended his own life.

But Ziegland wasn’t dead. The bullet had only grazed his face and then lodged in a large tree behind him. He thought himself an incredibly lucky man.

But the story didn’t end there. Years later, Ziegland decided to cut down the tree, which still had the bullet lodged in it. The task seemed so tough that he decided to blow it up with a few sticks of dynamite.

The explosion sent the bullet out straight into Ziegland’s head, killing him instantly. Now that’s freaky – or incredibly unlucky.

Look at this lmao


#11265

Dog Retrieves Dynamite

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Picture this: it’s deep winter in the far north. Harry Jenkins and his two buddies go ice fishing one day at Ten Mile Lake in Akeley, Minnesota. The lake is completely iced over.

In an attempt to quickly create a large hole for fishing, Mr. Jenkins first lights, then tosses, a stick of illegally obtained dynamite across the ice.

To his horror, his pet dog Jerry, a Labrador retriever (doh!) races across the ice in an attempt to retrieve the dynamite – thinking that his master is throwing a stick for him. This isn’t going to end well, is it?

The dog picks up the dynamite – despite screams from the men – then starts to run back towards them with a wagging tail. The three men realize they’re in worse danger than they thought, so they begin to run for their lives in the opposite direction, with the dog chasing them.

The men narrowly escape death – but the explosion not only blows up the dog; it also cracks the ice near the truck, which then sinks through the surface and plunges to the bottom of the lake.

In addition to losing his dog, Mr. Jenkins became a double loser when the insurance company refused to pay on his claim for the sunken truck.
Not ideal, let’s face it

Honestly wtf


#11266

I would feel terrible


#11267

awww
the dog ;_;


#11268

I feel bad more for the dog then the person


#11269

Woof


#11270

/like this post
yes I ran out of likes, so I’m doing this to compensate

If only the dog was dogmeat

It’d be perfectly ok


#11271

@discobot


#11272

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.


#11273

Thank you! Very cool


#11274

Thank you!


#11275

Thanks chief


#11276

Thank you bby


#11277

Thanks my dude


#11278

Thanks :^)


#11279

Thank you for all the likes


#11280

Thank you for last night